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I've got camouflage clothing, money, knives and a growing food supply stocked up.Also, I'm familiar with machine guns in case we happen to aquire one.

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*Cough* Meow *Cough, cough*And I have a bunch of torniquets, Ipressure dressings, gauze and a Bolin chest seal laying around somewhere. Did I mention I'm a good runner Crafty? I hope you are as well,...

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If some one is faster runner than me I would shoot him in the kneecap.

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I was discussing with a friend of mine whether this would count as a zombie attack, since the brain hasn't been eaten. I said zombies probably can't chew through the skull and neither will they search...

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Well, it seems the guy was in the middle of his feast and was making his way to the brain. He kinda got stopped by some shots to the face and back though.

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Maybe we should consider purchasing some breathable biker helmets.

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Or, invest in some carbonfiber/kevlar Riot helmets.

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Better idea, we invest in carbon fiber/kevlar riot helmets...and paint skulls on them! That'll really scare those zombies! Also, if they think we are skeletons, we'll be safe as skeletons obviously...

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Or.... We paint skulls on them and strap on 2 VuVuzelas to the side with it linked to an air pump to blow them at your command!

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The zombies stand no chance. And if we can uncover the Nazis' dinosaur revival methods, we could rid atop dilapitatedsauruses and free America from this scourge! The dinos will get sweet skulls painted...

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I just wish those Flordian Zombies didn't always have to go looking for food in the nude. It's quite disturbing.

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Typically zombies are portrayed as pale or a sickening grey. These zombies seem to want to cast off a stereotype and bronze up! I say let them; the more time they spend in the sun means a decreased...

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...and don't forget it's easier to spot a naked person

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Headshots only! We wouldn't want to ruin some of those magnifiecent breasts out there!And that's the ony way they'll die too I guess.

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They are also probably easier to smell, what with all the flesh rotting in the heat. In that case just hope SnakeDoc doesn't get falsely recognized as a zombie...

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Is it wrong that I got turned on by thinking of an attractive female zombie?

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Already there X)

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Tell me you've seen the move Zombie Strippers. 

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No but I have seen Lesbian Vampire Killers...that's like the same thing right?

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Interesting. I need to look into that movie. It sounds great! Hmmm, PornoMovie night!

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